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Wednesday 13.05.20

It's a late check in for me today everyone as I have been in school today. Which is still very weird without my class :-(

So how is everyone doing? I hope everyone is still staying safe and taking care.

 

For a bit of fun I thought I'd post a few jokes...Lets have a laugh! :-)

 

1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.

4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.

5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

6. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frost bite!

7. What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

8. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

9. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

Because when you find it, you stop looking.

10. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on holiday.

 

 

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